I broke one of my own rules last night and watched the Jonathan Ross show. I put up with the egregious metrosexual because he was 'interviewing' gorgeous and desperately sexy Rihanna. As usual he failed to give his guest sufficient time to expand on her views on anything, preferring to vocalise his own simpering and squalid witticisms.
It was blatantly apparent that Rihanna's English was far superior to Ross's, all the more so because he has affected the unpleasant habit of omitting to pronounce t's. For example, as he was plugging Rihanna's new movie Battleship he overtly emphasised his pronounciation as Ba'leship.
I can't think why he has adopted this affectation unless he is trying to identify himself more with the general populace down there on the banks of the Thames estuary. Good luck with that, Wossy.
The lubricious Rihanna was a delight as ever and I shall make an effort to see Battleship simply to enjoy Rihanna's purring Barbadian accent some more.
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