I have a suggestion for Mark Zuckerberg.

He should spend some of the $111 million that he saved by selling Facebook shares ahead of the slump in value by providing a dislike or hate button so that Facebookers can register their disapproval of news items, advertising or other people's vapid touchy feeliness expressed in oversharing Facebook status updates.

There is, after all, more in this world to dislike than there is to like, more shit people than good and more companies that will stitch you up as soon as look at you than the reverse.

It wouldn't be hard to do and would provide an awful lot of us with a little satisfaction. Not that it matters really as pretty soon we are all going to be engulfed by a nuclear war which will destroy all forms of life or else we will be consumed by a flesh eating superbug which will return us to the kind of primordial slime from which we emerged a few million years ago.

ROLL ON DEATH