Oh dear Gwyneth! Getting forgetful in your old age?

You'd think that with all her money and the sense that earned her that money, Gwyneth would at least think to take a quick glimpse in the shiny thing by the door.

If she had done that she might well have noticed that certain assets which were once perfect and perky have migrated south to warmer climes and that in their absence she might have made a more modest choice of little black dress.

But don't get me wrong. For a woman of 40 Gwyneth looks really lovely and I'd hate it if she even considered anything in the way of plastic boobs. If she ever sees this pic and feels depressed she can always cheer herself up by looking at the raddled old hag on the right:

Things could be so much worse darling