It seems that the UK Border Agency is to take up gardening.

And they might as well because they are no bloody good at guarding.
Apparently the UKBA is to place some large concrete planters outside the Lunar House headquarters in Croydon. They fear terrorist attacks from car bombs being driven into the entrance and the concrete blocks would deter that.

I don't know what reason they imagine a terrorist organisation would possibly have to commit such an action seeing that they signally fail to prevent terrorists from either entering the country or to remove them when their visas have expired or even when the courts have ordered their repatriation.

Perhaps they are afraid of UK citizens who have tired of paying for their inefficiency.

But I think that they would be as well to place the plant pots strategically in the entrance channels at Heathrow and Gatwick where they could hardly be less effective effective than the present system.

This is a typical concrete planter installed for security purposes. And it seems to me that it's size and shape suggests an alternative use. How about a sarcophagus for the Home Secretary -Mrs Theresa May MP.

Another odd thought has just occurred to me. Isn't Lunar House also the H.Q. of Special Branch?