So I cannot say I was totally surprised by this interview he gave to the Mail Online. It was in a question and answer format.
Asked which living person do you most despise? He replied;
I’m more of a lover than a hater, so I don’t despise many people. However, I’ve got no time for despots and dictators. I definitely despise Hitler and Stalin. Out of living people, Kim Jong-un needs to have a word with himself. I’d say to him, ‘Chill out, mate.’It is unnecessary for me to say how much I despise people who tell others to 'chill out'
Asked what’s your favourite word? The idiot replied;
Today’s word is ‘aggregate’. I’m trying to sort out my entire online world and it involves sorting through thousands of recipes and tags. I’m busy aggregating. Last week the word was ‘narrate’. But my favourite word of all time is ‘flatulence’.Well I've got news for him - if 'favourite' implies frequency of use then his 'favourite' must be *amazing* which also happens to be my least favourite (see sidebar).
But I had to snigger smuttily when he was asked what’s your earliest memory? And he answered;
I was three years old and I was standing by the water on the Norfolk Broads, playing bowls, wearing nothing but dark brown Y-fronts. It was a perfect summer day and I’d just caught a load of little fish with my rod. At that moment I was as happy as Larry.His 'rod' must have inadvertently slipped out of his Y-fronts. And why was it necessary to inform us of the colour of his odious underwear anyway?
From merely disliking Jamie Oliver I have been converted to wanting to smack his fatuous head with a brick. Which is really a shame because I quite admired the work he tried to do with improving school meals despite the official opposition and obstacles put in his path.
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