Won't somebody rid us of this ghastly woman

Of course I mean Sally Bercow, the wife of the Speaker of the House of Commons who consistently behaves as if she resents being married to a man in a position of dignity, authority and supposed respect.

Well Mrs Bercow, it's to solve little problems like this that the divorce laws exist. Alternatively I would suggest to her husband that a hole in the garden and a couple of cubic yards of premix cement provides a cheap and easy solution to all kinds of marital difficulties.

Her list of wildly inappropriate behaviour includes:
Appearing on Celebrity Big Brother
A nude (?) photoshoot while wrapped in a bedsheet
Tweeting about being tempted to try the banned drug Mexxy
Tweeting disrespectfully about the Jubilee celebrations

And this is her defence

She said: 'It’s very true to say that if my husband was not the speaker I would not have appeared on Celebrity Big Brother or become a regular on the Wright Stuff.

'But it’s also true to say if I was crap at them I would not be invited back. Chances come along in life and you just have to take them.'

Well no, you don't actually.