Celebrity break ups seem to be the news this week

Amber Heard's break up with her lesbian partner of two years and her reported affair with Johnny Depp would not normally be of interest to me except for a odd similarity between the appearance of Amber's partners, old and allegedly new.

All Tasya needs is a moustache and for eyebrows to close the slight existing gap for the image of an interesting threesome to be complete. (perhaps I should say that Amber is the blond in the middle, figuratively as well as pictorially).
Interestingly, Depp's former partner of 14 yrs, Vanessa Paradis has called Amber a man-stealing two-bit nobody. Weird because I don't think anything has been heard (no pun intended) of Vanessa since she was a teen pop sensation(?) quite a few years ago. But I suppose the definition of a nobody lies in the mind of the beholder.

And talking of stuff being in the minds of the beholder; I noticed that one of the commenters on the item in the Mail Online said that in his opinion Amber Heard (pictured right) is ugly!
UGLY! I wonder what he considers to be beautiful.
I remember Amber appearing as a guest on Top Gear - I keep a clip on the hard drive of my digi box. She likes American muscle cars (I won't hold that against her), guns and now has proven bisexual tendencies. She is also funny and not at all up herself.
Amber is far from being ugly and definitely not a nobody either.