Thursday, 9 August 2012

More bad news for the nation's collective gene pool

Fearne Cotton, the TV presenter whose fatuous style helped ruin the BBC's coverage of the River Pageant recently, has announced her pregnancy. Worse still, the purported father is someone called Jesse Wood the son of drug fuelled rocker Ronnie Wood and himself an addict. So:
Talentless and publicity seeking + talentless and drug addicted = Hopeless and feckless
And it will only add fuel for the Mail Online's demented need to publish even more horrible celebrity 'baby bump' pics.
Yuck, yuck. I'm reaching for one the sick bags that the egregious Cotton promoted so enthusiastically at the River Pageant.

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