Tuesday, 22 January 2013

There are no flies on Prince Charles

He had been opening a community centre in Toxteth, the most run down and crime ridden area of Liverpool.

As he was leaving a group of drinkers outside the pub across the road hailed him and invited him in for a drink. He ordered a half of stout and cunningly suggested that he would share it with the barmaid and that she could have first sip.

Afterwards barmaid Gaynor Jones, 46, came over all unnecessary and said:
'Oh my God, Prince Charles is going to be bevied because of me! 'This has been the most exciting day of my life since having my baby.'

She obviously did not realise that his motives were less than generous and were actually a means of discovering whether his drink had been spiked by some wandering anti-monarchist of which there is no shortage in Liverpool.





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