An open scribble to David Cameron

I call it a scribble because I know you will never read it unless I get extremely lucky with Google and you happen to do a search for your own name (I really wouldn't do that if I were you!).

I am one of those older people, the inconvenient blots on your Utopian horizon, who you are marginalising to the point of non-existence. But before I slip off the radar I have something to say to you and your kin in Westminster.

In my whole life I have never found one single politician who has ultimately proved to be anything other than greedy, self-serving, criminally fraudulent or just plain stupid!. I could say the same of political parties as a whole too.

In the last fifty years you and your kind have systematically destroyed this country. Taken a once proud nation and stifled even its last whimpers with your imbecile idealism and crass stupidity.

So you can maybe imagine my pleasure at finding that your plans to impose a mayor on all those cities has been rejected. It wasn't a massive rejection, of course, which rather indicates how disconnected from politics the average person feels. But at least some people are telling you that we simply don't want another government fat cat junketing and whoring at our expense.

Oh yes, and talking of mayors; don't for a second imagine that Boris gaining a second term is any kind of approval for either yourself or the conservatives. No, it was simply that Boris represents the lesser of two evils. Nobody in their right mind would vote for the sinister newt man!

Actually I have a strange liking for Boris. If you ignore his bumbling, almost gauche personality, he seems to be an intelligent man. Whether he will ever attract sufficient support to contest your position is debatable and so is unlikely ever to have the opportunity to overturn my opinion of politicians.

Weirdly Margaret Thatcher has been the only politician to make me think that there might be some hope for us again, specifically during the first Falklands conflict. But of course, inevitably, she destroyed that feeble embryo of hope with her flagrant disregard for the needs of the great unwashed (me and you).

You might have noticed that I said the first Falklands conflict and that is because I feel absolutely certain that there will be another one. And I am equally certain that we will lose the next because we no longer have the manpower or the equipment to engage in anything other than the defence of an Olympic stadium in East London.

However since we don't have the boots to put on the ground or the hardware, it will come down to a negotiated settlement (surrender), won't it? Because you and all your ilk are moral cowards.

And the biggest coward of all was Tony Blair who was the architect of the Northern Irish peace plan (surrender). Even the I.R.A didn't expect him to give up like that. They must have been gobsmacked when their collection of rusting antique weaponry was accepted as an arms cache. And I've no doubt that it was what gave Gerry Adams the confidence to deny his involvement with the military wing of Sinn Fein and get himself elected to Westminster. Looking a bit sick now, eh Tony?

Perhaps I'm being unfair in just mentioning you,David Cameron, and Tony Blair by name. After all there was Harold MacMillan who was little better than a war criminal (consider his part in repatriating Cossacks and Yugoslavs after the war) and who had absolutely zero understanding of either economics or real life.

Then there was Edward Heath, the man who took us into the EEC (and look at the mess that has landed us in) on such abject terms that it was effectively another surrender. The man who destroyed our ancient counties, gave us the three day week and smashed the moderate trades union. Grocer Heath was also the only Western politician to excuse the Tiananmen Square massacre.

Then along came Harold Wilson who, because of his persistent bending over to allow the trades union to shaft him, massively contributed to the ultimate destruction of our heavy industries - coal mining, steel, motor manufacturing and ship building and thus turning us into a nation of hotel workers and art history students.



Of course there are many I haven't mentioned such as John Major, the totally uninspiring grey man and arch hypocrite who privatised the railways and cursed us with Sunday shopping.

You've all been the kind of lying, conniving and self serving arse wipes. And, frankly, I'm glad that I won't have to put up with the likes of you and your lies much longer

ROLL ON DEATH