Permanently Peevish: Louis Smith breathes new life into my Strictly Come Dancing bet

Sunday, 2 December 2012

Louis Smith breathes new life into my Strictly Come Dancing bet

The remarkable Flavia Cacace rescued Louis Smith's somewhat unconnected performances on Saturday night by employing an acting coach during the week to help him inject bring some personality into his dancing.

I'm still not sufficiently convinced to stop calling him "Limp Louis" however but I think that there might be enough there now for him to give my bet a fighting chance once more. Especially now that I have discovered that he has a gay following, something that is always significant when telephone voting is involved.
At lunchtime today the best available about him was 11/10 with odds on in a place.

Denise van Outen
She (or rather James) messed up a little on Saturday. Still a fun Salsa though!
9/4 with Ladbrokes

Dani Harmer
Sweet Viennese Waltz.
9/1 still available

Kimberley Walsh
Fast and enjoyable jive but a couple of mistakes with her feet which even I noticed.
12/1 generally

Lisa Riley
Hated her quickstep to Bring Me Sunshine. Spoiled my memories of Morecambe and Wise.
16/1 generally.

Nicky Byrne
I'm really bored with his boy band stompiness. But Karen's sexy outfit brightened my mood considerably.
50/1 generally.

My relief at the new life in my bet has been diminished somewhat by the elimination of Michael Vaughan.

I would have appreciated it had he stayed in longer in spite of his continued inability to pronounce the 'T' in Natalie or any other word during his interviews on It Takes Two. And one look at Natalie (left) should explain why.
I commented on Twitter last week that she should keep that smokey eye make-up and she has appeared with it again, almost as if she reads my tweets. And I'm not even saying anything about her totally unforgettable legs.

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Causes of Peevishness

These are the things which get up my nose in day to day life. OK they're maybe not serious in the grand scheme of things but they make me shout at the television, change channels and raise my blood pressure to dangerous levels. The first of these is Estuary English. Of course I know that people who speak this uneducated and lazy form of English cannot help it and I'm fine with them using it in their own homes etc, but why do they have to bring it into my home? They really should be banned from getting jobs in television (apart from cleaning jobs obvs)
The use of particular words annoys me too and the people who overuse these are often (but not always, speakers of estuary English). These include:- Amazing: Vastly overused and mostly completely inappropriately too. To me an 'amazing' thing is something that is so jaw dropping that there are simply no other words to describe it. It should certainly never be used to describe your friends, relatives, babies or holidays etc. And certainly not the prices of furniture in a DFS sale. There are millions of other words so get a dictionary or thesaurus. And if you're too lazy or stupid to do that then STAY OFF MY TELEVISION FFS. And don't write anything I'm likely to read either (on Facebook, Twitter, Radio Times etc).

Then come a couple of words and phrases which are completely unnecessary in any sentence: At the end of the day,Basically, Go for it and Do you know what I mean The last of these is perhaps the most irritating of them.
It also annoys me when anyone uses the word Delicious to describe anything other than a taste or smell. How can a colour or design possibly be delicious FFS?

And then we have: To Die For: I've been with people who were dying and I know that not one of them would have said that it was a price worth paying for a pair of shoes, plate of food or whatever fashionable colour. It's a stupid unthinking thing to say.

I don't understand the use of the word: Like in this kind of context - "I was like, she was like" and so on. I don't know what purpose it serves. I know it probably means that the perpetrator has spent too much time watching American television but is that any reason to inflict it on the rest of us?

Utterly maddening is the use of Floor: instead of ground. It's just laziness. Isn't it easy to tell whether you are inside or outside? Think before you speak goddammit!

Can I get I hear this all the time in shops and pubs and I think it's the height of rudeness so I assume it's American in origin. Of course anyone with any manners would say, "May I please have."

Trust me: The last thing I will ever do is trust the person who says "trust me".

Yeah: Obviously not when it is used as an affirmative but when it is used to end a sentence as in: do what I tell you, yeah? Or: Have a good day, yeah? And especially - You need to cheer up, yeah?..... No I fucking don't, you twat!

Poo: I've never understood what exactly is wrong with shit or crap. We all know what is meant and the word poo is just childish. There is also manure or dung for the animal variety. And if you simply must be polite you can always fall back on ordure or even excrement

Then we come to what I call unnecessary abreviations such as: Ciggie: This makes me cringe every time I hear it and Goss: Seemingly favoured by continuity announcers on the second rate television channels. And I quite often find that when "goss" is used, there is little or no real gossip involved in the publication or television programme concerned.

I hate the insidious way Americanisms are creeping into English usage. Such as: Gotten and Snuck and Dove. And there are many more that have snuck in so sneakily that we are hardly aware of them being Americanisms any more e.g. Campus which is something to do with a university or college. and Intern It used to refer to a junior level of hospital doctor in the U.S but it has become to mean some kind of unpaid employee.

Sunday, 2 December 2012

Louis Smith breathes new life into my Strictly Come Dancing bet

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