Is Tess Daly protesting too much about her Strictly boobs?

She alleges that the (fairly) low cut red dress she wore on the television programme a few weeks ago raised a Twitter frenzy of comments.

Well I didn't notice but I would like to ask her why she hasn't noticed the comments every single week from people exclaiming about her remarkably poor dress sense.

Perhaps there's a condition called 'Twitter Attention Deficiency Syndrome' or 'TwADS' for short.

It's strange, but speaking as a man with a lifelong interest in boobs, I have to say that her cleaveage did not raise even a twitter of interest on that, or any other occasion. It's the woman to whom the cleavage is attached that sparks the initial flame of interest and the accessories merely fan it.

Tess Daly is a singularly sexless creature - to me anyway - and if she appeared on screen topless I'd barely notice it. Hmmmmmph!

Her legs are another matter though. I wish she'd wear even more jump suits and keep them covered. Her legs could scrawn for England.